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10 THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN TURNING A YEAR OLDER

1. A birthday kiss from an uncle with a bushy mustache
2. A birthday kiss from an aunt with a bushy mustache
3. Refrigerated rectal thermometers
4. Teaching sex education to 7th grade boys
5. Sliding down a bed of razors into a vat of alcohol
6. Trying on last year's swimsuit
7. Getting up in the middle of the night and stepping into something warm and squishy
8. Finding out there was a mistake on your birth certificate and you're really FOUR years older
9. Those stupid gag gifts you get when you turn a year older
10. Not turning a year older

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